Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all fucks. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a maroon border.
"Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"
**Now includes Old English text version, translated by the amazing Kate R and female figure and alternate skin / hair colours** Don't want to stitch it? Buy it ready-made, here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/638991509/ Or buy it as a kit, here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/566279766/cross-stitch-kit-field-of-fucks-counted
Please note, this is a PDF pattern, NOT a finished item!
This will produce a stitched piece approximately 14" x 8.5" on 14 count Aida. You will need 13 different thread colours: we have recommended some DMC thread colours in the pattern, but you can use whichever colours you prefer. For a 10" x 8" version, see here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/749833788/
You will receive five PDF files:
• 'How to Cross Stitch' guide including all stitches you will need for this project
• US Letter PDF pattern (Original Version)
• A4 PDF pattern (Original Version)
• US Letter PDF pattern (Old English Version)
• Alternate female figure plus skin / hair colour variations
All pattern files feature 3 versions of the pattern: black symbols, colour symbols, black symbols on coloured squares. There are many other files, including no backstitching, A4 and US versions, colour, black & white etc. These will be available to download from the website after purchase, but please get in touch if you require a different version.
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not redistribute or sell my designs.
Field of Fucks Cross Stitch PDF Pattern
You will need
Canvas size (196 x 116 stitches):
- 14 count: 14" x 8.3"
- 18 count: 10.9" x 6.4"
- 20 count: 9.8" x 5.8"