"Yippee ki yay thou fornicator of motherhood"


Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the best Christmas movie ever, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy Nakatomi building tower, and a falling fornicator. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, spelling the immortal words, adapted into something a little more 'safe for work'.


Please note, this is a listing for PDF patterns, NOT a finished item.  You will receive an email containing your files within 24hrs of purchase. 


You will receive:

  • Colour pattern (A4)
  • Colour pattern (US Letter)
  • Black & white pattern (A4)
  • Black & white pattern (US Letter)

A full 'how to cross stitch' guide is included in each of these files.


    Stitch types required:

    • Full crosses
    • Backstitching
    • French knots (can be substituted with beads or omitted entirely if preferred)


    Size: 116 x 196 stitches.  

    • 14 count Aida: 14" x 8.3"
    • 18 count Aida: 10.9" x 6.4"
    • 20 count Aida: 9.8" x 5.8"
    • 28 count Aida: 7" x 4.1"


    You will need:

    • Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
    • Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
    • Embroidery needle
    • Scissors / thread snippers


    All patterns are designed and created by Helen Coulson ©Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not redistribute or sell.  You are welcome to sell the finished product, but please credit Fandom Cross Stitchery for the pattern ♥

    Yippee Ki Yay Thou Fornicator of Motherhood Cross Stitch PDF Pattern


    As this is a digital item, returns cannot be accepted.  If you are unhappy with your purchase, please get in touch and we'll do everything we can to help.

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