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If you've bought one of our kits, you'll have received a code to allow you exclusive access to a free digital copy of the pattern.

 

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Field of Fucks cross stitch piece in a dark brown frame  (rendered image of a bayeux tapestry-style wonky house, with 3 medieval figures standing in front of it.  one of the figures is gesturing with their arm to a barren field (represented by horizontal lines, as if to suggest a ploughed field).  The colour palette is browns, beiges, and other neutral tones.  The font is in black all-caps and is mimicking the wonky style of the text in the Bayeux tapestry.  There is a wonky maroon border formed from a single line of stitches.)
painted rainbow fabric in an embroidery hoop with repeating black, all-caps text reading "fuck the tories"
rendered image of the 'vintage floral fuck' pattern: a large, serif font of the word 'FUCK' (in all caps).  The text is chunky and a sea green colour, with pink flower patterns.  It is outlined in a thin, dark pink line of backstitching
Carry yourself with the confidence of a Mediocre White Man cross stitch in a wooden embroidery hoop (rendered image of an embroidery hoop with black text reading 'carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man'.  There is a cornflower blue embellishment at the top and the bottom of the piece.
rainbow fuck cross stitch in a bamboo embroidery hoop
'not today satan' pink floral cross stitch pattern  (rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring pink script text reading 'not today, Satan, not today'.  There are 3 groups of pink roses scattered throughout the piece, and the rest of the space is filled with thin green vines.
Mini Rainbow Fuck cross stitch in a bamboo embroidery hoop
first i drink the coffee then i do the things  cross stitch pattern  (rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring text 'first I drink the coffee then I do the things'.  The word 'coffee' is in large script font and is in varying shades of pink.  There is a small, simple floral border in pink & white under the words 'first' and 'things')
Just Fucking Do Things cross stitch pattern (rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring text 'you don't have to be perfect just fucking do things'.  The word 'perfect' is larger, a script font, and in various rainbow colours.  The words 'just fucking do things' are in all caps.  Small doodle-style symbols (hearts, chevrons, leaves etc) are scattered throughout the space in the same colours as the word 'perfect'.

JUST FUCKING DO THINGS

Homestead Sunset cross stitch pattern

HOMESTEAD SUNSET

mini asexual pride heart cross stitch pattern

MINI ASEXUAL HEART

mini bisexual pride heart cross stitch pattern

MINI BISEXUAL HEART

lesbian heart

MINI LESBIAN HEART

mini Non-binary pride heart cross stitch pattern

MINI NON BINARY HEART

mini pansexual pride heart  cross stitch pattern

MINI PANSEXUAL HEART

trans heart
Rainbow Heart cross stitch in a wooden embroidery hoop

MINI TRANSGENDER HEART

Depression Lies cross stitch pattern (rendered image of an embroidery hoop with black text reading 'depression lies' and a circular blue floral border.

DEPRESSION LIES

Festive As Fuck  cross stitch pattern  (rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring red stylised Christmas trees & snowflakes, and all-caps text reading 'festive as fuck')

FESTIVE AS FUCK

watercolour rainbow for fuck's sake  cross stitch pattern  (rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring a rainbow watercolour-effect background and white, script text reading 'for fuck's sake')
rainbow fuck the tories  cross stitch pattern
Mini rainbow heart cross stitch in a bamboo embroidery hoop
Moria Doors of Durin  cross stitch pattern: a rendered, framed image of dark blue fabric featuring the design on the Doors of Durin (from Lord of the Rings) in cream.  The design is 2 columns, connected by an arch.  Trees grow next to and wrap around the columns, and there are various elvish symbols scattered throughout.
Ring with text  cross stitch pattern(rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring black fabric and a golden ring in the centre.  The ring features elvish writing from Lord of the Rings, and there is a border formed from the same writing as on the ring.
not all those who wander are lost  cross stitch pattern (rendered image of an embroidery hoop featuring dark blue fabric, and 'stitching' in white.  Text reads 'not all those who wander are lost' and features stars scattered throughout, and a backstitched mountain design below.  The words 'wander' and 'lost' are larger, and in a hobbit-style chunky font
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