Welcome! Everything is fine. Or, at least, it will be, when you're stitching this epic sampler filled with unforgettable quotes from the afterlife. Featuring a teeny cactus, a frozen yoghurt, a margarita and a shrampie.
Quotes include:
- Whatever, you love it
- Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.
- Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby.
- Not a girl
- You’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained.
- Hi guys! I’m broken
- Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
- Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!
- Heaven is so racist
- Birth is a curse and existence is a prison
- FUN FACT
- Did you refill the Brita?
- I found it on Etsy
- Take it sleazy
- Holy motherforking shirtballs
- Bortles!
- I’m a naughty bitch
- They do not like black ladies down there
- Paraguay
- Butthole spiders
- BUDhole
- It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack
- She makes the bass drop in my heart.
- Maximum Derek
- You got a dope soul and hella ethics.
- Sometimes you just gotta huck a Molotov cocktail at a drone and see what happens.
- The wave returns to the ocean, where it came from, and where it's supposed to be
- I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.
- I've ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence.
- Team cockroach
- The real bad place was the friends we made along the way
- It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk
- That was my first time as a fashion "don't" and I did not care for it.
- We get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John.
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats:
Size: 200 x 200 stitches (14.3” x 14.3” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 12
Difficulty: Intermediate / Advanced
Stitches used: full crosses, fractional stitches, backstitching, French knots (optional)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files:
- 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
- Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
- Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
- Pattern over 4 pages (A4 paper)
- Pattern over 9 pages (US Letter paper)
- Pattern Keeper-compatible file
Each file features the pattern as black symbols with colour backstitching.
You will need:
• Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
• Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
• Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
• Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Everything Is Fine Sampler (Pattern)
Canvas Size 200 x 200 stitches:
- 11 count: 18.2” x 18.2” (46.2cm x 46.2cm)
- 14 count: 14.3" x 14.3" (36.3cm x 36.3cm)
- 16 count: 12.5” x 12.5” (31.8cm x 31.8cm)
- 18 count: 11.1" x 11.1" (28.2 x 28.8cm)
