Welcome! Everything is fine. Or, at least, it will be, when you're stitching this epic sampler filled with unforgettable quotes from the afterlife. Featuring a teeny cactus, a frozen yoghurt, a margarita and a shrampie.
Quotes include:
Whatever, you love it
Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.
Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby.
Not a girl
You’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained.
Hi guys! I’m broken
Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!
Heaven is so racist
Birth is a curse and existence is a prison
FUN FACT
Did you refill the Brita?
I found it on Etsy
Take it sleazy
Holy motherforking shirtballs
Bortles!
I’m a naughty bitch
They do not like black ladies down there
Paraguay
Butthole spiders
BUDhole
It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack
She makes the bass drop in my heart.
Maximum Derek
You got a dope soul and hella ethics.
Sometimes you just gotta huck a Molotov cocktail at a drone and see what happens.
The wave returns to the ocean, where it came from, and where it's supposed to be
I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.
I've ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence.
Team cockroach
The real bad place was the friends we made along the way
It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk
That was my first time as a fashion "don't" and I did not care for it.
We get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John.
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats: Size: 200 x 200 stitches (14.3” x 14.3” on 14 count Aida) Thread Colours: 12 Difficulty: Intermediate / Advanced Stitches used: full crosses, fractional stitches, backstitching, French knots (optional)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files:
'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
Pattern over 4 pages (A4 paper)
Pattern over 9 pages (US Letter paper)
Pattern Keeper-compatible file
Each file features the pattern as black symbols with colour backstitching.
You will need: • Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth) • Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type) • Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended) • Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful: • Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working • Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
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