The perfect antidote to impostor syndrome: the confidence of a mediocre white man. A kit adaptation of the 'Mediocre White Man' pattern.
This piece comes in 6 different colourways, so you can coordinate your white man with your decor.
Don't want a hoop with your kit? Enter code 'NOHOOP' at checkout to remove it, and receive £1.50 off your kit price.
Complete novice? Don't worry, we're got you covered, with comprehensive instructions included with every purchase, plus an online copy, too!
CONTENTS:
- Full colour cross stitch pattern
- Basic black & white cross stitch instructions (Full instructions on our website. Available as a full-colour PDF file on request).
- White 14 count Aida fabric
- 6" embroidery hoop (if no choice is specified at checkout, a random hoop will be selected)
- Square of backing felt (colour may vary)
- DMC brand cross stitch threads
- Needle (size 24)
- Exclusive code to unlock a digital version of the pattern
🎁 All this is presented in a white cardboard giftable box, which will be wrapped in recycled/repurposed brown paper for shipping. If you are happy to receive a second quality box (functional but with cosmetic damage) and / or a shipping label applied directly to the box (no brown paper wrapping), please let me know in the 'notes' box provided at checkout.
STATS:
Hoop Size: 6"
Thread Colours: 27
Difficulty: Beginner
Stitches used: full crosses, confetti stitching
You will need:
- Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful:
- Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
⭐ Just want the pattern? Get the 3" version or the 6" version!
🌟 Want a different kit? We've got loads, here.
✨ Want a cute needleminder? Check what's in stock here.
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Mediocre White Man (Kit)
This piece is ready made and ready to ship! Orders are usually processed and dispatched next working day, but please allow up to 5 working days for processing.
UK shipping is free. The 'Standard' shipping method is via Royal Mail's 'Tracked 48' service which aims to deliver within 48hrs. No signature is required. Shipping can be upgraded to 'Tracked 24' or 'Special Delivery Guaranteed by 1pm' if preferred.
Outside UK: Royal Mail's quoted shipping time is 5-7 working days. A signature will be required upon delivery
Proof of postage is obtained for all orders.
