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Commemorate your favourite government department with this cross stitch sampler pattern.  A selection of quotes from the series, nestled around a campaign badge.


Quotes include:

  •  Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?

  • LITerally

  • Do you think a depressed person could make this?

  • There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.

  • I regret nothing. The end.

  • I’m worried what you heard was “give me a lot of bacon and eggs”. What I said was “give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.”

  • Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.

  • Treat yo’ self!

  • It’s about the cones.

  • f I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

  • The woooooooorst!

  • Punk-ass book jockeys

  • Money pweeeease

  • Everything hurts and I’m dying

  • To this day, I am haunted by those remaining penises

  • Please and thank you

  • I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired. Also, I can’t sleep, I’m overeating and none of my old hobbies interest me.

  • it was just an insanely good brownie

  • I hate talking to people about things

  • You’re ridiculous and men’s rights is nothing

  • I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have 'network connectivity problems'

  • Ann: poetic, noble land-mermaid /  beautiful, rule-breaking moth / opalescent tree shark / rainbow-infused space unicorn/ beautiful, tropical fish / perfect sunflower / beautiful spinster / tricky devious coy bastard / beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox / cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish / beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby

  • I like people. Places. And things.

  • you’re too pretty to be funny. it’s not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything

  • I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are /

  • actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.


Stats:
Size: 200 x 200 stitches (14.3” x 14.3” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 8
Difficulty: Intermediate / Advanced
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, fractional stitches (only 10 in 'LITerally', optional), French knots (optional)

 

You will receive: six (6) PDF files:

  • 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
  • Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
  • Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
  • Pattern over 6 pages (A4 paper)
  • Pattern over 6 pages (US Letter paper)
  • Pattern Keeper-compatible file

Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

You will need:
•    Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•    Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•    Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•    Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
•    Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
•    Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)


All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

Parks Sampler (Pattern)

£5.00Price
  • Canvas Size 200 x 200 stitches:

    • 11 count: 18.2” x 18.2” (46.2cm x 46.2cm)
    • 14 count: 14.3" x 14.3" (36.3cm x 36.3cm)
    • 16 count: 12.5” x 12.5” (31.8cm x 31.8cm)
    • 18 count: 11.1" x 11.1" (28.2 x 28.8cm)

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