Commemorate your favourite government department with this cross stitch sampler pattern. A selection of quotes from the series, nestled around a campaign badge.
Quotes include:
Who hasn’t had gay thoughts?
LITerally
Do you think a depressed person could make this?
There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.
I regret nothing. The end.
I’m worried what you heard was “give me a lot of bacon and eggs”. What I said was “give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.”
Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.
Treat yo’ self!
It’s about the cones.
f I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
The woooooooorst!
Punk-ass book jockeys
Money pweeeease
Everything hurts and I’m dying
To this day, I am haunted by those remaining penises
Please and thank you
I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired. Also, I can’t sleep, I’m overeating and none of my old hobbies interest me.
it was just an insanely good brownie
I hate talking to people about things
You’re ridiculous and men’s rights is nothing
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have 'network connectivity problems'
Ann: poetic, noble land-mermaid / beautiful, rule-breaking moth / opalescent tree shark / rainbow-infused space unicorn/ beautiful, tropical fish / perfect sunflower / beautiful spinster / tricky devious coy bastard / beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox / cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish / beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
I like people. Places. And things.
you’re too pretty to be funny. it’s not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything
I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are /
actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats:
Size: 200 x 200 stitches (14.3” x 14.3” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 8
Difficulty: Intermediate / Advanced
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, fractional stitches (only 10 in 'LITerally', optional), French knots (optional)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files:
- 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
- Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
- Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
- Pattern over 6 pages (A4 paper)
- Pattern over 6 pages (US Letter paper)
- Pattern Keeper-compatible file
Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need:
• Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
• Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
• Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
• Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Parks Sampler (Pattern)
Canvas Size 200 x 200 stitches:
- 11 count: 18.2” x 18.2” (46.2cm x 46.2cm)
- 14 count: 14.3" x 14.3" (36.3cm x 36.3cm)
- 16 count: 12.5” x 12.5” (31.8cm x 31.8cm)
- 18 count: 11.1" x 11.1" (28.2 x 28.8cm)
