For when you want to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks, but more formally. Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry, this pattern features some medieval figures being verbally abused by another dude. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a slightly wonky maroon border.
"Ingesteth-thou and entire satchel of Richards!"
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats:Stats:
Size: 140 x 112 stitches (10” x 8” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 9
Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files
• 'How to Cross Stitch' guide including all stitches you will need for this project
• US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page
• A4-sized pattern on 1 page
• US Letter-sized pattern on 2 pages
• A4-sized pattern on 2 pages
• Pattern Keeper-compatible version
Each file features the pattern as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need:
• Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
• Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
• Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
• Scissors / thread snipsYou may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Satchel of Richards (Pattern)
Canvas size: 140 x 112 stitches:
- 11 count: 12.7” x 10.2” (32.3cm x 25.9cm)
- 14 count: 10” x 8” (25.4cm x 20.3cm)
- 16 count: 8.8” x 7” (22.2cm x 17.8cm)
- 18 count: 7.8” x 6.2” (19.8cm x 15.8cm)
- 20 count: 7” x 5.6” (17.8cm x 14.2cm)