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A trio of patterns paying medieval homage to the "I told you about stairs" meme:

  • Swounds! I am descending these many steps

  • I did warn thee regarding the steps

  • It persisteth

Featuring medieval figures, a font that recreated the Bayeux tapestry's texts, and a wonky maroon border, this is a little slice of internet history on your wall.

 

Patterns 1 & 3 also come in a mirrored/reverse variation, so your little dude can fall in either direction.

 

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.

Stats:

Canvas Size: 84 x 84 stitches (6” x 6” on 14 count Aida)

Thread Colours: 9

Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner

Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)

 

You will receive: two (2) PDF files, including a download link to fifteen (15) files for the patterns!

  • How to Cross Stitch' guide including all stitches you will need for these projects

  • Instructions on how to download the pattern files

 

Downloadable pattern files:

  • Pattern 1 (A4)

  • Pattern 1 (US Letter)

  • Pattern 1 (PK)

  • Pattern 2 (A4)

  • Pattern 2 (US Letter)

  • Pattern 2 (PK)

  • Pattern 3 (A4)

  • Pattern 3 (US Letter)

  • Pattern 3 (PK)

  • Mirrored Pattern 1 (A4)

  • Mirrored Pattern 1 (US Letter)

  • Mirrored Pattern 1 (PK)

  • Mirrored Pattern 3 (A4)

  • Mirrored Pattern 3 (US Letter)

  • Mirrored Pattern 3 (PK)

     

Each file features the pattern as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

You will need: • Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth) • Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type) • Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended) • Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful: • Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working • Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)

All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

Swounds! Medieval Memes - Bundle 5 (Pattern)

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