A big, bold font, with delicate pastel florals, the perfect contrast between blue language, and beautiful vintage prints.
Love vintage florals? View the range, here.
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch. It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats: Canvas Size: 84 x 56 stitches (6” x 4” on 14 count Aida) Thread Colours:6 Difficulty: Beginner Stitches used: full crosses only!
You will receive: four (4) PDF files:
'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project)
Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
Pattern - Pattern Keeper-compatible
Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need: • Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth) • Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type) • Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended) • Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful: • Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working • Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
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