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Our ever-popular watercolour background with a big, white "Not Today, Satan" across the centre!  This is available in 2 colourways: Rainbow and Jewel.

 

This is actually a great pattern for beginners because, although it might look a little daunting, all that watercolour-style stitching means that if you mess up and get a few stitches in the wrong place, you won't be able to tell!  As long as you've got your text in the right place, the rest will still look awesome. 

 

This pattern also comes in both circle and square versions - so you can make it into a nice cushion cover, or frame it in a hoop (without having to waste thread stitching right to the corners!)

 

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.


Stats:
Size: 84 x 84 stitches (6” x 6” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 26 (rainbow), 25 (jewel)
Difficulty: Beginner
Stitches used: full crosses only!

 

You will receive: eleven (11) PDF files:

  • 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
  • Square pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
  • Square pattern on over 4 pages (A4 paper)
  • Square pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
  • Square pattern on over 4 pages (US Letter paper)
  • Circle pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
  • Circle pattern on over 4 pages (A4 paper)
  • Circle pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
  • Circle pattern on over 4 pages (US Letter paper)
  • Circle pattern, Pattern Keeper-compatible
  • Square pattern, Pattern Keeper-compatible

 

• Pattern Keeper-compatible file

Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

You will need:
•    Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•    Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•    Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•    Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
•    Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
•   &nbspMagnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)

 

 

All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

 

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Watercolour 'Not Today, Satan' (Pattern)

£4.50Price
  • Canvas Size 84 x 84 stitches:

    • 11 count: 7.6” x 7.6” (19.4cm x 19.4cm)
    • 14 count: 6" x 6" (15.2cm x 15.2cm)
    • 16 count: 5.3” x 5.3” (13.3cm x 13.3cm)
    • 18 count: 4.7" x 4.7" (11.9 x 11.9cm)
    • 20 count: 4.2" x 4.2" (10.7cm x 10.7cm)
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