Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all fucks. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a maroon border. "Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren" **Now includes Old English text version, translated by the amazing Kate R and female figure and alternate skin / hair colours** Don't want to stitch it? Buy it ready-made, here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/638991509/ Or buy it as a kit, here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/566279766/cross-stitch-kit-field-of-fucks-counted Please note, this is an instant download PDF pattern, NOT a finished item! This will produce a stitched piece approximately 14" x 8.5" on 14 count Aida*. You will need 13 different thread colours: we have recommended some DMC thread colours in the pattern, but you can use whichever colours you prefer. For a 10" x 8" version, see here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/749833788/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please note, this is an instant download PDF pattern, NOT a finished item! You will receive five PDF files: â€¢ 'How to Cross Stitch' guide including all stitches you will need for this project â€¢ US Letter PDF pattern (Original Version) â€¢ A4 PDF pattern (Original Version) â€¢ US Letter PDF pattern (Old English Version) â€¢ Alternate female figure plus skin / hair colour variations All pattern files feature 3 versions of the pattern: black symbols, colour symbols, black symbols on coloured squares. There are many other files, including no backstitching, A4 and US versions, colour, black & white etc, however Etsy only allows 5 files per listing. The extra will be available to download from our website after purchase, but please get in touch if you require a different version. Stitches required: â€¢ Full crosses â€¢ Backstitching â€¢ French knots (can be substituted with beads or omitted entirely if preferred) You will need: â€¢ Fabric (we recommend cream 14 count Aida cloth; the last 3 photos are sewn on DMC beige Aida) â€¢ Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type) â€¢ Embroidery needle â€¢ Scissors / thread snippers *Sizing (196 x 116 stitches): â€¢ 14 count: 14" x 8.3" â€¢ 18 count: 10.9" x 6.4" â€¢ 20 count: 9.8" x 5.8" â€¢ 28 count: 7" x 4.1" All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not redistribute or sell my designs.
Yippee Ki Yay Thou Fornicator of Motherhood Cross Stitch Pattern