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Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features a medieval figure, a trebuchet, and a yeeted dude. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a slightly wonky maroon border. This is the 8.5" x 14" version. We also stock a 10" x 8"version.

 

 

"Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"

 

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.


Stats:

 

Stats:

Size: 116 x 196 stitches (8.3” x 14” on 14 count Aida)

Thread Colours: 13

Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)

 

You will receive: six (6) PDF files

• 'How to Cross Stitch' guide including all stitches you will need for this project

• US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page

• A4-sized pattern on 1 page

• US Letter-sized pattern on 2 pages

• A4-sized pattern on 2 pages

• Pattern Keeper-compatible version

Each file features the pattern as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

You will need:
•    Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•    Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•    Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•    Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
•    Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
•    Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)


All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

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