Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features a medieval figure, a trebuchet, and a yeeted dude. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a slightly wonky maroon border. This is the 8.5" x 14" version. We also stock a 10" x 8"version.
"Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats:
Stats:
Size: 116 x 196 stitches (8.3” x 14” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 13
Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files
• 'How to Cross Stitch' guide including all stitches you will need for this project
• US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page
• A4-sized pattern on 1 page
• US Letter-sized pattern on 2 pages
• A4-sized pattern on 2 pages
• Pattern Keeper-compatible version
Each file features the pattern as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need:
• Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
• Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
• Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
• Scissors / thread snipsYou may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Yippee Ki Yay Thou Fornicator of Motherhood (Pattern)
Canvas size: 116 x 196 stitches:
- 11 count: 10.5" x 17.8”(26.8cm x 45.3cm)
- 14 count: 8.3" x 14" (21cm x 35.6cm)
- 16 count: 7.3" x 12.3” (18.4cm x 31.1cm)
- 18 count: 6.4" x 10.9" (16.4cm x 27.7cm )
