Don't worry, it's a sampler! Filled with unforgettable quotes from everyone's favourite Small Town, this piece is simply the best.
Quotes include:
- Fold in the cheese
- I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now
- I'd kill for a good coma right now.
- Follow us on tweeters
- Ew, David
- Love that journey for me
- I’m obsessed with this
- Warmest regards / best wishes
- Eat glass / lick rust
- Congratulations on your ongoing love for one another. You did it!
- I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.
- Simply the best
- It’s my turn to take a selfish
- I like the wine not the label
- I would be pleased to RSVP as pending.
- My best to Bob Cratchet
- Very uninterested in that option
- No matter what anyone says, you will always be our first dad
- You keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!
- I’m incapable of faking sincerity
- The Moira’s Roses garden 4856
- It’s my turn to take a selfish
- you get murdered first for once
- My best friend Summer used to date Hef in high school, which isn’t as weird as it sounds ‘cause he was like, a very young 77.
- Shame on you for attempting that position at 8 o’ clock in the morning
- David! the pedals make it move more!
- Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican
- Don’t worry, it’s his sister
- It’s a write-off
- Who’s the eyebrows buying everyone’s drinks?
- I am positively bedevilled with meetings et cetera
- Plus the Apothecary logo
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats:
Size: 200 x 200 stitches (14.3” x 14.3” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 1
Difficulty: Intermediate/Advanced
Stitches used: full crosses, fractional stitches, backstitching, French Knots (optional)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files:
- 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
- Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
- Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
- Pattern over 6 pages (A4 paper)
- Pattern over 6 pages (US Letter paper)
- Pattern Keeper-compatible file
Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need:
• Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
• Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
• Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
• Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Small Town Sampler (Pattern)
Canvas Size 200 x 200 stitches:
- 11 count: 18.2” x 18.2” (46.2cm x 46.2cm)
- 14 count: 14.3" x 14.3" (36.3cm x 36.3cm)
- 16 count: 12.5” x 12.5” (31.8cm x 31.8cm)
- 18 count: 11.1" x 11.1" (28.2 x 28.8cm)
