Don't worry, it's a sampler! Filled with unforgettable quotes from everyone's favourite Small Town, this piece is simply the best.
Quotes include:
Fold in the cheese
I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now
I'd kill for a good coma right now.
Follow us on tweeters
Ew, David
Love that journey for me
I’m obsessed with this
Warmest regards / best wishes
Eat glass / lick rust
Congratulations on your ongoing love for one another. You did it!
I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.
Simply the best
It’s my turn to take a selfish
I like the wine not the label
I would be pleased to RSVP as pending.
My best to Bob Cratchet
Very uninterested in that option
No matter what anyone says, you will always be our first dad
You keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!
I’m incapable of faking sincerity
The Moira’s Roses garden 4856
It’s my turn to take a selfish
you get murdered first for once
My best friend Summer used to date Hef in high school, which isn’t as weird as it sounds ‘cause he was like, a very young 77.
Shame on you for attempting that position at 8 o’ clock in the morning
David! the pedals make it move more!
Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican
Don’t worry, it’s his sister
It’s a write-off
Who’s the eyebrows buying everyone’s drinks?
I am positively bedevilled with meetings et cetera
Plus the Apothecary logo
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats: Size: 200 x 200 stitches (14.3” x 14.3” on 14 count Aida) Thread Colours: 1 Difficulty: Intermediate/Advanced Stitches used: full crosses, fractional stitches, backstitching, French Knots (optional)
You will receive: six (6) PDF files:
'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & how to frame your finished piece in an embroidery hoop)
Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
Pattern over 6 pages (A4 paper)
Pattern over 6 pages (US Letter paper)
Pattern Keeper-compatible file
Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need: • Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth) • Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type) • Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended) • Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful: • Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working • Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery









