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A big, bold font, with delicate pastel florals, the perfect contrast between blue language, and beautiful vintage prints.

 

Love vintage florals?  View the range, here.

 

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch. It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.


Stats:
Canvas Size: 84 x 56 stitches (6” x 4” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours:6
Difficulty: Beginner
Stitches used: full crosses only!

 

You will receive: four (4) PDF files:

  • 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project)
  • Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
  • Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
  • Pattern - Pattern Keeper-compatible

Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

You will need:
•    Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•    Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•    Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•    Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
•    Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
•    Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)


All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

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Vintage Floral 'Well Shit' (Pattern)

£3.00Price
  • Canvas Size 84 x 56 stitches:

    • 11 count: 7.6” x 5.1” (19.4cm x 12.9cm)
    • 14 count: 6" x 4" (15.2cm x 10.2cm)
    • 16 count: 5.3” x 3.5” (13.3cm x 8.9cm)
    • 18 count: 4.7" x 3.1" (11.9 x 7.9cm)
    • 20 count: 4.2" x 2.8" (10.7cm x 7.1cm)
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