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Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all fucks. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a slightly wonky maroon border. This is the14" x 8.5" version. We also stock a 10" x 8"version.

 

Want it as a kit?  Say no more, it's right here!

 

 

"Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"

 

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.


Stats:

 

Stats:

Size: 116 x 196 stitches (8.3” x 14” on 14 count Aida)

Thread Colours: 13

Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)

 

You will receive: five (5) PDF files, including a download link to nine (9) additional files!

• US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page

• A4-sized pattern on 1 page

• US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page (Old English Version)

• Alternate female figure plus skin / hair colour variations

• Comprehensive 'how to cross stitch' instructions (including every stitch you'll need) & instructions on how to download the additional files.

Each file features the pattern as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

You will need:
•    Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•    Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•    Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•    Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
•    Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
•    Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)


All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

Field of Fucks (Pattern)

£5.00Price
  • Canvas size: 196 x 116 stitches:

    • 11 count: 17.8” x 10.5” (45.3cm x 26.8cm)
    • 14 count: 14" x 8.3" (35.6cm x 21cm)
    • 16 count: 12.3” x 7.3” (31.1cm x 18.4cm)
    • 18 count: 10.9" x 6.4" (27.7cm x 16.4cm)
    • 20 count: 9.8” x 5.8” (24.9cm x 14.7cm)

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