"Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren."
Our most popular pattern as a fully stocked kit with everything you need to stitch up your own version. This will produce a stitched piece approximately 14" x 8.5", with plenty of fabric on either side for framing.
Now available in easy-count fabric: pre-gridded lines every 10 stitches that wash away once you're finished stitching!
This piece features full crosses, backstitching, and optional French knots, so it's great for a bit of a challenge without being too tricky! Complete novice? Don't worry, we've got you covered with instructions included with every kit, plus an online copy.
You can also add a needleminder to keep your needle safe!
CONTENTS:
❤️ Full colour cross stitch pattern
🧡 Black & white cross stitch instructions (Full instructions on our website. Available as a full-colour PDF file on request).
💛 14 count Aida fabric in a choice of colours
💚 13 colours of DMC brand cross stitch threads
💙 Needle (size 24)
💜 Exclusive code to unlock a digital version of the pattern
🌱 Mini leaf needleminder (subject to availability)
🎁 All this is presented in a giftable cardboard box, which will be wrapped in recycled/repurposed brown paper for shipping. If you are happy to receive a second quality box (functional but with cosmetic damage) and / or a shipping label applied directly to the box (no brown paper wrapping), please let me know in the 'notes' box provided at checkout.
STATS:
Hoop Size: N/A
Thread Colours: 13
Difficulty: Intermediate
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (optional)
FABRICS:
🧮 Easy-count Aida fabric: gridding every 10 stitches which will wash away when you're finished stitching!
📸 Photos 3, 5 & 7 show pattern stitched on Wheat Aida. Photo 4 shows Oat Fabric (currently unavailable) Photo 8 shows hand-dyed Aida (not available). Oat & Wheat colours are a flecked, rustic-looking fabric. All other colours are solid.
You will need:
✂️ Scissors / thread snips
You may find helpful:
🎁 Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
⭐ Just want the pattern? Get it here!
🌟 Want a different kit? We've got loads, here.
✨ Want a cute needleminder? Check what's in stock here.
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
Field of Fucks (Kit)
This piece is ready made and ready to ship! Orders are usually processed and dispatched next working day, but please allow up to 5 working days for processing.
UK shipping is free. The 'Standard' shipping method is via Royal Mail's 'Tracked 48' service which aims to deliver within 48hrs. No signature is required. Shipping can be upgraded to 'Tracked 24' or 'Special Delivery Guaranteed by 1pm' if preferred.
Outside UK: Royal Mail's quoted shipping time is 5-7 working days. A signature will be required upon delivery
Proof of postage is obtained for all orders.