Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all fucks. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a slightly wonky maroon border. This is the 10" x 8" version. We also stock a 14" x 8.5" version.

"Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.

Stats:

Stats:
Size: 140 x 112 stitches (10” x 8” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 13
Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)

You will receive: seven (7) PDF files including a download link to four (4) additional files
• 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & download link to additional files)

• Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)

• Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)

• Female figure file

• Pattern Keeper-compatible file

Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

You will need:
•   Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•   Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•   Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•   Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)

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Field of Fucks: 10" x 8" (Pattern)

Name: Field of Fucks: 10" x 8" (Pattern)
Brand: Fandom Cross Stitchery
SKU: PATTERN_FOF10X8

£5.00

Quantity

Canvas size: 140 x 112 stitches:

11 count: 12.7” x 10.2” (32.3cm x 25.9cm)

14 count: 10” x 8” (25.4cm x 20.3cm)

16 count: 8.8” x 7” (22.2cm x 17.8cm)

18 count: 7.8” x 6.2” (19.8cm x 15.8cm)

20 count: 7” x 5.6” (17.8cm x 14.2cm)
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Once you check out, you will receive a confirmation email detailing your order. Within 24hrs I will send you a second email containing your files.

Unfortunately, the UK government has made it very difficult (and expensive!) for small businesses like myself to automate this process, so for the forseeable future it all has to be done manually.

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Most of our files contain 3 versions of the pattern per file which does confuse Pattern Keeper inot thinking the pattern is 3 times longer than it actually is. The app will still work, but it's not ideal, and you'll have 3 times the amount of stitching to do!

Because of this, we've included a PK-friendly file as well.

Pattern Keeper does not currently support backstitching, fractional stitches, or French knots. To view these in the app you'll need to choose 'View PDF'.
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Sizing

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How does purchasing work?

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