Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all fucks. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a slightly wonky maroon border. This is the 10" x 8" version. We also stock a 14" x 8.5" version.
"Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"
Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.
It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.
Stats:
Stats:
Size: 140 x 112 stitches (10” x 8” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 13
Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)
You will receive: seven (7) PDF files including a download link to four (4) additional files
• 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project & download link to additional files)• Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
• Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
• Female figure file
• Pattern Keeper-compatible file
Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need:
• Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
• Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
• Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
• Scissors / thread snipsYou may find helpful:
• Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
• Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery
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